The Homeowner's Assocation has no jurisdiction if you stand on the sidewalk!

My heart belongs to you on Christmas Eve, you beautiful, earringed man.

Who the heck would just give away a perfectly good used diaper?

There's a certain finality about this that makes it extra superhot.

Lookie at Mr. Too-Good-To-Try-Out-The-3DTV

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