It'd be a pretty lousy marketing scheme to only try and appeal to horse owners. The brains behind @Horse_ebooks were bright enough to think three or four steps ahead and bring us ebooks on a wide variety of topics. Thanks, friends!
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."