#Fact: Get a damn job.
Do you think any diaper guys have ever said "Hang on, I'm bustin' a pee."? Sounds like something they'd say.
This is how it starts!
Projectile vomit, I choose you!
Smack that dipe, bro! Smack it, bust it open!
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
It's just a little confusing, is all.