#Fact: Get a damn job.
Do you think any diaper guys have ever said "Hang on, I'm bustin' a pee."? Sounds like something they'd say.
This is how it starts!
Projectile vomit, I choose you!
Smack that dipe, bro! Smack it, bust it open!
Nightwatch Brigade Insignia: Awarded for hiding in a coat closet and watching God's Not Dead, God's Not Dead 2, and Last Man Standing on a 1980s-era portable tv every night instead of sleeping
Why you honk and how it’s misinterpreted.
If you think Hitler was good, you've got another thing coming.
These tips are guaranteed to work. Nearly every time.