#Fact: Get a damn job.
Do you think any diaper guys have ever said "Hang on, I'm bustin' a pee."? Sounds like something they'd say.
This is how it starts!
Projectile vomit, I choose you!
Smack that dipe, bro! Smack it, bust it open!
Classic pick up lines for the sleazebag who tends to overthink things.
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Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.