#Fact: Get a damn job.
Do you think any diaper guys have ever said "Hang on, I'm bustin' a pee."? Sounds like something they'd say.
This is how it starts!
Projectile vomit, I choose you!
Smack that dipe, bro! Smack it, bust it open!
Is the world ready for Staind By Me, St@nd By e-Me, and Crank 3: Stand By Me?
Finally: an advice column for the rest of us! (Who seek to enslave humanity.)
A Goon outs himself as a wizard and gets a warm reception from the rogues/rangers/paladins gallery!