#Fact: Get a damn job.
Do you think any diaper guys have ever said "Hang on, I'm bustin' a pee."? Sounds like something they'd say.
This is how it starts!
Projectile vomit, I choose you!
Smack that dipe, bro! Smack it, bust it open!
Rock legend David Bowie has changed his identity with almost every album. Can you remember all these classic Bowie characters?
Tucker Carlson's idiot brother just called New York mayor Bill de Blasio's spokeswoman a "LabiaFace."