#Fact: Get a damn job.
Do you think any diaper guys have ever said "Hang on, I'm bustin' a pee."? Sounds like something they'd say.
This is how it starts!
Projectile vomit, I choose you!
Smack that dipe, bro! Smack it, bust it open!
After years of being misunderstood, I had hoped we finally had "our" story. I was wrong.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.