#Fact: Get a damn job.

Do you think any diaper guys have ever said "Hang on, I'm bustin' a pee."? Sounds like something they'd say.

This is how it starts!

Projectile vomit, I choose you!

Smack that dipe, bro! Smack it, bust it open!

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