The Homeowner's Assocation has no jurisdiction if you stand on the sidewalk!
My heart belongs to you on Christmas Eve, you beautiful, earringed man.
Who the heck would just give away a perfectly good used diaper?
There's a certain finality about this that makes it extra superhot.
Lookie at Mr. Too-Good-To-Try-Out-The-3DTV
Emma Stone was the most paranoid person I had ever met. In private she wore a full suit of medieval armor at all times, visor down.
Welcome to Gamer Hell, where those who committed sins in online games must pay for their crimes against noobs for eternity.