The Homeowner's Assocation has no jurisdiction if you stand on the sidewalk!
My heart belongs to you on Christmas Eve, you beautiful, earringed man.
Who the heck would just give away a perfectly good used diaper?
There's a certain finality about this that makes it extra superhot.
Lookie at Mr. Too-Good-To-Try-Out-The-3DTV
Good day. We are Hester and Karl, and we are something rare. We are a couple ... of Stock Photo Lifestylists! Lifestylers? We lead a Stock Photo Lifestyle.
I want my bed to look like the health department is checking for bedbugs. I want to feel like it’s on an episode of Maury getting scanned for semen.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.