The Homeowner's Assocation has no jurisdiction if you stand on the sidewalk!
My heart belongs to you on Christmas Eve, you beautiful, earringed man.
Who the heck would just give away a perfectly good used diaper?
There's a certain finality about this that makes it extra superhot.
Lookie at Mr. Too-Good-To-Try-Out-The-3DTV
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.