The Homeowner's Assocation has no jurisdiction if you stand on the sidewalk!
My heart belongs to you on Christmas Eve, you beautiful, earringed man.
Who the heck would just give away a perfectly good used diaper?
There's a certain finality about this that makes it extra superhot.
Lookie at Mr. Too-Good-To-Try-Out-The-3DTV
We clear up the BREXIT for confused Americans wondering why the global economy is collapsing this time.
BEEP! BOOP! ZAP! Video games aren't for my dad anymore! Because he's dead.