It's cute when idiot teenagers are too dumb to tell the difference between drunk and cool.
"Zoom, enhance. Zoom. Enhance. Figure out what the hell she's saying. Enhance. Enhance."
Sounds like Jenny here is terribly uninformed on a subject involving human lives and unwilling to do her own research, so she'll probably become convinced by the first thing she reads. That is SO unlike her.
Tools, I need TOOLS!!
Good job leaking a new fighter jet there, Assange.
All the amazing predictions from The Simpsons that finally came true in 2016.
This is very real. As an insider I possess damning evidence that could utterly destroy Something Awful. This website has many enemies who appear to be coming to power in the United States. They probably have lots of money at their disposal, and I could really use some.