It's cute when idiot teenagers are too dumb to tell the difference between drunk and cool.
"Zoom, enhance. Zoom. Enhance. Figure out what the hell she's saying. Enhance. Enhance."
Sounds like Jenny here is terribly uninformed on a subject involving human lives and unwilling to do her own research, so she'll probably become convinced by the first thing she reads. That is SO unlike her.
Tools, I need TOOLS!!
Good job leaking a new fighter jet there, Assange.
You Will Read This Headline. Then You'll Laugh. Then You'll Realize You Were Wrong All Along.
'We’re going to be in trouble!' Little Sister wailed, clutching her favorite book to her chest and sobbing. 'This isn’t fun like a story anymore!' But Big Sister was not listening, she was thinking. She grabbed Little Sister’s book from her and ran into town, yelling 'Help! A book made me and my sister hurt someone!'