It's cute when idiot teenagers are too dumb to tell the difference between drunk and cool.
"Zoom, enhance. Zoom. Enhance. Figure out what the hell she's saying. Enhance. Enhance."
Sounds like Jenny here is terribly uninformed on a subject involving human lives and unwilling to do her own research, so she'll probably become convinced by the first thing she reads. That is SO unlike her.
Tools, I need TOOLS!!
Good job leaking a new fighter jet there, Assange.
We've found some cool stuff in the woods. Now it's time for you to pinkie swear you won't tell mom and dad.
There's a Brainiac. He's not THE Brainiac. However, he's one aspect of Brainiac. Or maybe there's supposed to be a different Brainiac in every universe and they're all cosmically connected, presumably via their brains. Either way, I think this particular Brainiac is the boss Brainiac.
I highly recommend Windows 10 With Mouse + Keyboard Support Edition