It's cute when idiot teenagers are too dumb to tell the difference between drunk and cool.
"Zoom, enhance. Zoom. Enhance. Figure out what the hell she's saying. Enhance. Enhance."
Sounds like Jenny here is terribly uninformed on a subject involving human lives and unwilling to do her own research, so she'll probably become convinced by the first thing she reads. That is SO unlike her.
Tools, I need TOOLS!!
Good job leaking a new fighter jet there, Assange.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.