It's cute when idiot teenagers are too dumb to tell the difference between drunk and cool.
"Zoom, enhance. Zoom. Enhance. Figure out what the hell she's saying. Enhance. Enhance."
Sounds like Jenny here is terribly uninformed on a subject involving human lives and unwilling to do her own research, so she'll probably become convinced by the first thing she reads. That is SO unlike her.
Tools, I need TOOLS!!
Good job leaking a new fighter jet there, Assange.
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.