What movies other than Rat Race could be improved by the surprising entrance of Smash Mouth?
How do employees stay safe at Alien Goop Storage Facility, The House of Unstable Floors and Vases Containing Fireballs, and (INARTICULATE PANICKED SCREAM)?
Airbrush those disgusting wrinkles. Return their flesh to childlike purity.
day 2: still working on the car
Finally, an answer to the question: "what if Predator 2 starred Eric Roberts and was way stupider?"
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