This day-of-release patch brings Bulletstorm to version 1.0.1, addressing a number of issues that popped up at the last minute and introducing some fun new features.
Thanks to our customers for supporting this game, especially the PC gamers that paid $10 more than the platform's average title in exchange for being mocked if they complained about not getting a demo, then being told that they were lucky to have anything at all since they're probably pirates.
On to the changes!
With graphics that have less personality and gameplay that's far less engaging, it's appropriate that the game's title is half of Dungeon Keeper with an unnecessary addition. 4/10
Marry me, Double Fine, and while we're on our honeymoon every adventure game developer should sneak into your bathroom and steal the "encourage players to find multiple solutions to every puzzle" concept, because the bathroom is where you keep that. 8/10
Marvel Vs. Capcom 3: Fate Of Two Worlds
I have no idea what's going on and spend most of my time being chain-punched into the stratosphere, but I like it. 7/10
Body And Brain Connection
The brain is part of the body, game, and now I have defeated your test. 5/10
You Don't Know Jack
Easily the funniest quiz game to come along since Hollywood Squares. 8/10
Test Drive Unlimited 2
Because when I think of driving games, I think of terrible Rockstar-like cutscenes presented in the douchey style of Playstation Home. 6/10
Mario Sports Mix
As it turns out, taking several small games that no one in their right mind would pay for and putting them in a collection makes for one big game that no one in their right mind would pay for. 3/10
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
Ignore the hype. Find out how these games will likely go right or wrong.
The cutting edge of video game articles.