Hello, friends! This week, we're going to play a fun little game I like to call "Connect the Dots"! The idea is, I'll start with a popular video, find the first poster (at the time of writing) and post one of their videos, then find the first poster on that video and post one of their videos and so on and so forth as we continue further and further down the rabbit hole until I either find the best video on YouTube, or until I get bored or until I get too drunk to coherently interact with reality! GUESS WHICH ONE IS MOST LIKELY!!!
Let's kick things off with a video YouTube tells me must be awesome and worth viewing, because it's the first video on their "Spotlight" list:
I have a few things she may want to add to her capsule, namely:
And the first commenter is...
"whats the 9000 joke?"
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!