Friends don't let friends watch Harry Potter then design point-and-click adventures while drunk. 4/10
Fate: Undiscovered Realms
A second-rate Diablo clone that's better than Hellgate: London by virtue of not releasing a poisonous gas when you open the box. 5/10
Saints Row 2
How about that, an open-world game that gives you stupid, fun things to do instead of spending a $600 million budget to write in a sandbox and cordon it off with velvet rope. 8/10
So scary, you'll think twice before going into outer space by yourself again. 9/10
A shooter that gives you the ability to manipulate the ground, eliminating the need to find a deep pit to fill with underwhelming gimmick-fps games. 5/10
Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood
The best Sonic-related game since Sonic Adventure, but the presence of "dark" "brother" and "hood" in the title might turn off the McCain/Palin rally audience demographic. 7/10
The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
Pros: Much more comfortable than my last toilet seat, which was a transparent resin with seashells embedded inside. The outer layer wore off from friction, exposing the sharp jagged edges of the seashells, which were constantly scrapping my backside and causing major cuts and open sores.
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