Friends don't let friends watch Harry Potter then design point-and-click adventures while drunk. 4/10
Fate: Undiscovered Realms
A second-rate Diablo clone that's better than Hellgate: London by virtue of not releasing a poisonous gas when you open the box. 5/10
Saints Row 2
How about that, an open-world game that gives you stupid, fun things to do instead of spending a $600 million budget to write in a sandbox and cordon it off with velvet rope. 8/10
So scary, you'll think twice before going into outer space by yourself again. 9/10
A shooter that gives you the ability to manipulate the ground, eliminating the need to find a deep pit to fill with underwhelming gimmick-fps games. 5/10
Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood
The best Sonic-related game since Sonic Adventure, but the presence of "dark" "brother" and "hood" in the title might turn off the McCain/Palin rally audience demographic. 7/10
It's time to get a new TV. Your old one was made like two years ago, and so much has changed. You might as well be looking at a dinosaur's butthole. Why would you keep doing that, when you could be looking at a robot's butthole?
This libtard terminator keeps asking for guns that don't exist and I may have to close early out of frustration.
My game is funded. Now I know everything.
Sea of Thieves: Reduced the number of quest types from 3 to 2
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