Ignorance is not BLISS! Ignorance is being told there's a juice steak on your plate but all you see is a small pile of dog crap. Are you going to eat that and pretend it's prime rib? NOT!
Zaphod's Planet offers more dog crap than "juice steak." Allegedly written by erstwhile liberals who now decry the "brainwashing" that influenced their former views, this site aims to convert left-wing visitors to conservatism. Given the astonishingly poor quality of the writing, it seems more plausible that the site is actually a satirical caricature of an idiot Republican blogger, intended to embarrass right-wing readers into changing sides.
Regardless, neither party will be in a rush to claim Zaphod's Planet. The biggest potential source of traffic might be Douglas Adams fans indignant that a site that takes its name from a Hitchhiker's Guide character could operate in such total opposition to the author's principles. Adams was an environmental activist who climbed a mountain in a rhino suit for charity; Zaphod writes "What about the planet, Save the planet! OMG, if I hear this load of crap one more time I'm going to puke!" Adams would be rolling in his grave, if the self-proclaimed radical atheist believed in any form of postmortem movement.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.