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WIZARD OF THE REALM
The world's first Massively Multiplayer Single Character Role Playing Game!

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Info: Join thousands of fellow brave adventurers as you cooperate to control Wizard, the only hero capable of saving the Realm from Boss and his loyal horde of Minions!

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Welcome! There are currently 13,802 players in the magical realm of Realm. Enjoy your adventure!

[LAWNORDERFAN] has raised Wizard's left arm!

Wizard's left arm has been lowered by [KJeff]!

A bear walks by the window!

[LAWNORDERFAN] says: dude stop let me raise th arm got to open door

>say "hey everyone, how are things going?"

[KJeff] says: no man we got to use the right arm cuz left doesnt have skill learnd

[Forsooth] says: Hey, welcome back! Things are going pretty good. We're still trying to leave Wizard's house and get to the first quest, but we got Sitting and Turning (left) maxed.

[hjlkiwajfw] inspects Wizard's inventory. The Wizard has: 140 BARS OF GOLD, 1 ANVILS and 1 SOUL OF PAPER BOY.

[LAWNORDERFAN] has raised Wizard's left arm!

A dragon walks by the window!

Wizard's left arm has been lowered by [KJeff]! (Critical!)

>use soul of paper boy

Wizard uses SOUL OF PAPER BOY! -10 HP!

[Krankor] says: fucken idiot

[Forsooth] and [kORwa] attempt to move Wizard's right foot forward at the same time! Wizard is flung into the door! -3 HP!

A giant spider walks by the window!

>cast spell on door

Wizard concentrates, then unleashes Spell (lvl 1) on door! Door is not immune, but pretends it is.

[yOURdEATH] makes Wizard open his mouth, then scream for help!

Nothing walks by the window!

>inspect window

Object not found.

[Kesselrun] inspects Wizard's hat. It is somewhat pointy but otherwise featureless save for 1 TELPORTATION DEVICES.

[Forsooth] and [Hersk3002] and [beeboop] and [KJeff] and [Krankor] have Wizard use the TELEPORTATION DEVICES to teleport to Boss' chamber! There is a door that leads to Boss' kitchen, where he is eating breakfast.

[LAWNORDERFAN] has raised Wizard's left arm!

Wizard's left arm has been lowered by [KJeff]!

[KJeff] says: no man we got to use the right arm

A soulless paper boy walks by the window!

Zeno Clash
Several weeks of arthouse hype, four hours punching people with random animal features and animals with exaggerated features wearing random man-made objects. 6/10

Dynasty Warriors: Gundam 2
The only people who said "I want this game to be made" followed it up with "because I work for the developer and have a family to feed". 3/10

X-Men Origins: Wolverine
Just an ordinary, run of the mill movie tie in where you stab dudes directly in the head and essentially play out a ten hour Mortal Kombat fatality. 7/10

– Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell

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