I don't know anything about cars. I wouldn't know if someone's car-related post was dumb or not. Someone simply told me that this forum is full of stupid car people and seeing as how I can trust total strangers with my Something Awful feature I decide to include it in this week's Weekend Web. It's Supercars.net!
I would like to drive a car made out of soup.
LAFFO CAR PEOPLE CAN'T GET TO SLEEP HA HA!
The jokes on you. The battery is filled with gummi worms!
Trade in your car for a spoon.
His car is crumpled in the front in case you couldn't tell from this horribly compressed image.
I can fit my whole fist in my mouth.
Have a checking account with 900 dollars in it.
Gentle creature Mark Zuckerberg informs you that he enjoys his dog and wife the normal human amount. That he has a plan. That he will be Gentle Leader.
Afraid of ideas and free speech? Well then you better not read this article, coward.
Candles scented like Destiny planets - increases KDR by 26%!
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