I've seen enough horror movies about artificial intelligence becoming sentient and murderous to understand that the phrase "content-aware Photoshops" has ominous implications. Grei Skuring started the "Content-Aware Shenanigans" theme, and he wrote a bunch of words in the introduction, which was a lengthy disclaimer warning the SA Forum Goons about how the images might come to life and attack them in bizarre ways, or in the very least haunt their dreams, which turn out to be reality-manipulating scenarios that really aren't dreams at all! At least I assume that's what he said; I didn't read it, but I looked at the images and they pretty much confirmed my theory!
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!