I've seen enough horror movies about artificial intelligence becoming sentient and murderous to understand that the phrase "content-aware Photoshops" has ominous implications. Grei Skuring started the "Content-Aware Shenanigans" theme, and he wrote a bunch of words in the introduction, which was a lengthy disclaimer warning the SA Forum Goons about how the images might come to life and attack them in bizarre ways, or in the very least haunt their dreams, which turn out to be reality-manipulating scenarios that really aren't dreams at all! At least I assume that's what he said; I didn't read it, but I looked at the images and they pretty much confirmed my theory!
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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