Large Penis Support Group
Damn, I wish I belonged to this forum.
Does this happen often? Do family members really show eachother how to do things like ejaculate? Something like this would have been untinkable when I was a kid. I honestly believe that your cousin, who was probably older, got off on that.
Jesus. I didn't realize all this large penis discussion would have so many borderline incest stories. Christ.
Yeah just you and 99 percent of all men everywhere, buddy. The other 1 percent are just pussies whose moms told them they can't masturbate or it's evil, and they bought it! Ha ha!
HEY NEIGHBOR WILL YOU HELP ME CUM?! Whatever happened to barrowing a cup of sugar.
When are we going to get to the large penises? I'm sick of these homosexual masturbation stories.
I stopped participating in the annual county fair cock length and girth contest because I always got last place.
My pubes start at my chin.
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