~*~ Sports Argument Stadium ~*~
Reppin': Georgia Leech

this is the real SHAQUILLE O'NEAL 3:19 AM yesterday from txt - Shaquille O'Neal has found Twitter. This is exactly as awesome as you might think it would be.

NCAAB Nov. - The closest goons will get to Maui, Cancun, or Old Spice - College basketball has started! It's time to watch all the really fun pre-season tournaments that face Top 25 teams off against each other and then ignore the sport entirely until March.

Who is the guy you hate the most on your team? - i tell you what the guy i hate most is my teams allpro runningback. sure hes a first ballot hofer when he retires (which I hope he does real soon!!!!!!!) but hes been hurt this year and now he SUCKS! he cant even get 100 yards a game anymore i wish theyd just fuckin cut him already

NFL Playoffs: Your one-stop shop for likelihoods, conjecture, and prayer - The Detroit Lions were actually not eliminated from the playoffs until this week. The more you know, huh?

~*~ Goons With Spoons ~*~
Reppin': Mr. Wiggles

Alton Brown, nooo!!!!!
- What's that? A Food Network Star hawking name brand goods on television! Why, that is so totally out of character as to be unbelievable! Egad!

Biscuits - what's going wrong here? I have theories.
- Delicous biscuits for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Well, once you learn to give in and embrace lots and lots of added fat.

Your birthday blowjob
- Come rage against hipsters and culinary tourists hiding behind the label "foodie", when they care about anything but.

What culinary items will you be asking for under the tree/Festivus pole?
- The GWS gift registry.

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