Good luck with that buddy.

It's like Fable and Harvest Moon had a baby and it was retarded and had to be put down for the good of humanity.

George Bush Jr. is just like Hitler! Oh my God I wish I had realized this sooner. Thanks forum poster from Gaming World for showing me the light.

I do know one thing, once the chick sees your penis you won't be the only one laughing.

Something tells me you'll be sucking theirs.

There is a shitload of chocolate stains on your shirt. Maybe the butterfly wants that.

This is where most people close their browser window and burn their computer.

butts lmao

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