That story was getting boring but then his friend made it hardcore.

You know we live in a horrid society when a guy can't even get help with some dumb internet thing.

This one time, I had sex with a girl.

There are many more places to have sex with a man than the anus.

"ratboy", you'll fit in just fine here.

"hendrix094" has been persecuted all his life. Poor guy.

CSI is for shitheads. Law and Order forever ese.

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