Well that never stopped me.
Do they really call these people "Jedi"? What the fuck?
And then the holodeck broke and my fantasy was ruined.
HOLODECK SLAVE TRAINING!!!
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WAH WAH I CAN'T FUCK MY SISTER WAH WAH!!!
Did she kill her husband to have anal sex with her son? Probably!
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
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Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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