Well that never stopped me.
Do they really call these people "Jedi"? What the fuck?
And then the holodeck broke and my fantasy was ruined.
HOLODECK SLAVE TRAINING!!!
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WAH WAH I CAN'T FUCK MY SISTER WAH WAH!!!
Did she kill her husband to have anal sex with her son? Probably!
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
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