Well that never stopped me.

Do they really call these people "Jedi"? What the fuck?

Hahaha.

And then the holodeck broke and my fantasy was ruined.

HOLODECK SLAVE TRAINING!!!

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WAH WAH I CAN'T FUCK MY SISTER WAH WAH!!!

Did she kill her husband to have anal sex with her son? Probably!

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