Here we go again!


Kids, if you have a problem don't hesitate to ask the good folks over at Teen Help for advice. Who better to get advice from then people who are as messed up as you are!


Nah, he was a guy who couldn't move his arms or legs.

If you're under 18 I'm pretty sure your parents can't kick you out. They are just going to learn to have to live with their gay son.

Most people on SA have fallen down the gay stairs am I right in this assumption?

Not according to the great president that has ever served office!

Wow, this guy must need a lot of medication to get to sleep at night.


Yeah, why not!

More The Weekend Web

This Week on Something Awful...

  • The Fracking Fables of Groggery Gibbonman

    The Fracking Fables of Groggery Gibbonman

    ‘Toad coin?’ wondered the traveler as he examined the pebble. It did not look all that different from any other pebble, and certainly nothing like a coin. ‘What manner of coin has no head or tail, and bears no seal or flag? Who backs this toad coin, the toad bank? The toad treasury!?’ The traveler laughed, but the toads croaked sternly back at him.

  • Your Dog is Totally Worth Refrigerated Food

    Your Dog is Totally Worth Refrigerated Food

    Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.

About This Column

There are hundreds of stories happening on the World Wide Web. Let me tell you, that's a very wide web. Our goal at Weekend Web is to bring you the latest headlines from around the Internet. We go into the very bowels of message boards everywhere and find out what millions of online citizens have to say.

Previous Articles

Suggested Articles

Copyright ©2014 Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka & Something Awful LLC.