This Pizza Hut is so bad it disguised itself as a Taco Bell.

Pack it up, McDonald's, you're finished.

I support McDonalds' throwing-shoes-at-hipsters policy.

I think I know why she doesn't work there anymore.

In the case of Eric S. vs. McDonald's the jury awards the plaintiff one large order of fries.

"People writing McDonald's reviews have no lives." *writes McDonald's review*

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