Next.

Then we're doing our job!

If you have children in the room or have an ounce of sanity left you may want to just close this article now.

I honestly didn't think anyone could have a fetish for BEING KILLED but thanks to the internet now I know better. Thank you internet!

I'm sure Apple would appreciate this.

Why doesn't anybody roleplay about wholesome themes anymore like Law and Order or going to the grocery store? It's always something like DINOSAURS FUCKING these days.

If furries want to be animals so badly I think animal control should go and round them all up and euthanize them just like real animals.

I have been asked by the owner of Something Awful to give out this official statement in reply to the allegations below: "GUFF"

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