I was never really into comics, though I used to read Transmetropolitan as a teen, mainly because Spider Jerusalem was such a badass (his ass was also bad-ass, if you catch my drift.) Where was I? Oh, yes. This week, the Something Awful Forum Goons introduce a few characters that aren't quite ready for the Hall of Justice.

Timall spends a little time with Sir Selfish.

CannedMacabre depicts the awesome growth of El Mustacho Rojo,


Zombear is not really a bear, unlike Really-A-Bear-Man.

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