This is worse than the people who enter their dogs in dog shows. YOU BOUGHT A GREETING CARD FOR A CRAB. Oh, I guess I can't criticize. I named a star after my cat.
Leave the fucking crabs alone.
This is why your crabs are dying. You're moving these things around and making them pose for pictures next to toy cars and little guitars. They are not rock stars!
It was the largest turnout ever.
There is so much love on this hermit crab web site that it warms my heart.
No seriously, what?
I need to lay down.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
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