Hermit Crab Association
Who the fuck would put a leash on their crab? Where the hell is it going to go with a giant shell on it's ass? If you can't catch up to it maybe a few trips to the gym are in order.
No! Not Zoidberg! Aw hell...
This is just so sad.
The Hermit Crab Association is very strict. It's best not to piss them off.
This hermit crab story warms my heart and fills my soul with love and joy.
You got ripped off on sand.
The life of a hermit crab is a hard life indeed.
Can you figure out which clickbait headlines are a gross parody of journalism itself, and which are fake?
Forget Target or Best Buy, if you want deals this Black Friday you can't do better than smoking massive, mind-melting quantities of DMT.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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