Hermit Crab Association
Who the fuck would put a leash on their crab? Where the hell is it going to go with a giant shell on it's ass? If you can't catch up to it maybe a few trips to the gym are in order.
No! Not Zoidberg! Aw hell...
This is just so sad.
The Hermit Crab Association is very strict. It's best not to piss them off.
This hermit crab story warms my heart and fills my soul with love and joy.
You got ripped off on sand.
The life of a hermit crab is a hard life indeed.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
Starting a company is difficult for anyone - doubly so if you happen to be a monster. Make the most of your unique situation with a clever business name to catch the customer's eye.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
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