The Real Rap Talk forums are whiter than you think and surprisingly the discussions actually have very little to do with rap.

Whew. Thought he was talking about Egypt there for a second.

I KNOW African girls aight?!

His rapper gimmick is the ethnic white knight.

Your username is holding you back dawg.

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