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Ed and Mike sound like the best of friends.
Here is the SEA HAG you ordered bwahahahaha.
Lack of English you say.
It's almost as if she was so preoccupied with having sex for cash with a complete stranger that we couldn't even make a connection.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
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