Godlike Productions and the Loose Change forums. Two absolutely dreadful forums that anyone in their right mind shouldn't even attempt to read, which probably explains why it's filled to the brim with people that AREN'T in their right minds. For your sanity, I've decided to only show a couple of the Loose Change posts because not only are they incredibly fucking stupid, but if we all ignore these pieces of shit, maybe they'll go away. I'd also like to thank the 650 people that sent me emails informing me of the movie eXistenZ. Please stop now.
In all fairness, we did profit from their delicious tacos and burritos.
Your finger is right on the pulse of the American government.
Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses SO THAT I MAY SMASH THEM IN THE FUCKING FACE.
Call me... random dude.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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