Godlike Productions and the Loose Change forums. Two absolutely dreadful forums that anyone in their right mind shouldn't even attempt to read, which probably explains why it's filled to the brim with people that AREN'T in their right minds. For your sanity, I've decided to only show a couple of the Loose Change posts because not only are they incredibly fucking stupid, but if we all ignore these pieces of shit, maybe they'll go away. I'd also like to thank the 650 people that sent me emails informing me of the movie eXistenZ. Please stop now.

In all fairness, we did profit from their delicious tacos and burritos.

Your finger is right on the pulse of the American government.

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses SO THAT I MAY SMASH THEM IN THE FUCKING FACE.

Call me... random dude.

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