Bob and George, the Comic Strip!

Bob and George, the Comic Strip!, submitted by fishmech. The only thing worse than waiving your 4th and 5th amendment rights are web comics where some lame jerkoff takes video game sprites and puts them in wacky situations that only other lame jerkoffs find hilarious. Bob and George is just another rip off of 8-bit theater and 8-bit theater wasn’t even funny to begin with. I don’t know if there’s something wrong with me but I don’t get these web comics. They’re just SNES sprites coupled with badly written storylines! Hasn’t the novelty worn off yet? These comics don’t even have punch lines. Look at this one!

ICE CREAM IS BAD FOR YOU! HAHAHAHAHA MY SIDES ARE BURSTING. I hope that gave your friends in 6th period English a hearty laugh. At least there’s one thing that’s funny about this web comic, the site’s disclaimer.

In other words, this comic strip is just for fun and parody and I hope no one gets upset over my use of Mega Man and/or other characters from the Megaman games, which are very good games and I enjoy them immensely and hype them to people as often as possible. I hope that by reading Bob and George, it reminds people how much fun the Megaman games are, and they go out and play them.

You should get down on your fucking hands and knees and suck Capcom’s cock for not suing your ass into the poor house. I would be embarrassed if I were Capcom. I would bring the hand of justice down so hard on you that you would not be able to open a checking account for the rest of your goddamn life. You should take the thousands of dollars you’ve made off of putting Capcom’s intellectual property into lame storylines and situations over the years and refund all the money and then fall into oblivion so that you can never copy and paste together a web comic ever again.

Your terrible web comic does not remind me how fun the Mega Man games are. It only reminds me how fucking queer and anime-like the series has gotten over the last few years and how I wish I could go back in time before Capcom turned Mega Man into an anime abomination.

Please for the love of all that is good and holy, all you sprite copying and pasting mother fuckers need to stop putting video game character sprites into your stupid web comics and flash movies and making them shit their pants and spout out lame jokes and ruining their image for the rest of us.

God damnitt!

– Zachary "Spokker Jones" Gutierrez