Vagina Paintings

Vagina Paintings, submitted by Slybo. I've seen a lot of stupid things on the Internet, and this one has to be up there on the list of all time stupid things. These vagina paintings have been BANNED ON E-BAY, so you know it has to be good. Please note that these are not paintings of vaginas, rather terrible paintings done with a vagina. See for yourself:

To make my paintings, I apply acrylic paint around my vagina and then press it against a canvas panel. Because of this unique process, each of my paintings is truly a one of a kind work of art. I have gotten a lot of positive feedback about my paintings from eBay bidders and buyers. Thank you all - I really really appreciate it!

Most questions I get have to do specifically with how I make my vagina paintings. Here is an idea of my process: I use pre-primed canvas panels and acrylic paints. Lying on my back and using brushes of different sizes, I apply the paint around my shaved vagina and onto my inner thighs in whatever pattern and colors strike me. Once I get the paint on the way I like it, I lift my legs up and spread them open as wide as I can. Then I press the canvas panel against my vagina and the painted area around it, transferring the paint to the canvas.

God bless America.

– Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz