Southern American Marketing, submitted by Me. Southern American Marketing seems to be a poorly fashioned site for buying used goods and then returning or reselling them.

Southern American Marketing, Inc. (SAM) specializes mostly in customer returns from major department stores and customer returns from major and well-known catalog companies. SAM also offers new first quality closeouts & overstock merchandise as well.

Customer returns are the most lucrative and plentiful because of the growth of the national mega giant discount retailers, catalog companies and wholesale clubs and the amount of customer returned merchandise.

Nothing too exciting there. Then I noticed a section labeled "Personal Statement" and one click later the floodgates had opened to a rambling, monolithic riot of crazy anti-Semitic apocalypse Bible thumping. Southern American Marketing boasts one of the most comprehensive crazy bible time sections of any web site I have ever seen.

And I saw thrones, and they sat upon them, and judgment was given unto them: and I saw the souls of them that were beheaded for the witness of Jesus, and for the word of God, and which had not worshipped the beast, neither his image, neither had received his mark upon their foreheads, or in their hands; and they lived and reigned with Christ a thousand years.

See what the Jewish Congress has in mind for the United States of the Jurisdiction of Israel, enforced by the Great Sanhedrin of the Babylonian Talmudic Rabbi's and their Noachide Courts of Justice unto their god, Baal which they serve.

So a Satanic Jewish secret world order controls our government and is going to bring about the apocalypse. Also, we would like to buy your unwanted toys for resale.

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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