The Vampire Contacts and Classifie, submitted by Reality Deviant. Hey all you bloodsuckers and "psi-vamps" out there, there's finally a place for you all to meet and date each other! Check out a few evil entries!
Greetings and Salutations to all. I am a female 18 years of age and a true "vamp." I am not seeking love as I have found it, but I enjoy speaking with other true "vamps." Please don't waste my time or yours with incoherant nonsense about wanting to be turned. I am sick of it. I am a psi "vamp" who occasionally likes the taste of blood. And I enjoy meeting others seeking friendship or those with a genuine interest in knowledge.
This Nocturnal lady wants to meet a man age 19 -35, who likes (or is one) vampires, and has the darklust in his soul. Texas area. Used to drink blood, but I don't need to do that to know I am immortal.
im a 14/f im 5'4 blond hair bright blue eyes nice body looken for a nice hott guy to talk to and get to know better i'm a vampire hopefully your are too im a cheerleader and im gothic you would think im a prep but im not my e-mail is email@example.com i go by trïñtîy please email me if your interested.
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