Blex's Page of Good Mp3 AND, submitted by Jonathan. Back when mp3s were hard to find and a truly underground phenomenon, Blex was king of the hill. Now that mp3s can be found easier than a pound of crack in Robert Downey's apartment, Blex's page looks... well... I'll let the content speak for itself.
FOR ALL LOYAL BLEX FANS AND FOLLOWERS - DO NOT EAT BURGER KING THOUGH! I ate there for breakfast one day then the next night ate a whopper for supper only 2 hours later I HAD THE BIGGEST FUCKING SPELL OF DIAHEREAH EVER! IN FACT I HAD TO GOTO THE HOSPITAL AFTERWORDS CAUSE I WAS SHITTING BLOOD!..BURGER KING GAVE ME A COLON INFECTION! I HAVN'T ATE THERE SINCE..DO NOT EAT THERE AGAIN OR YOU WILL HAVE THE MOST AGAONIZING DIAHEAREAH EVER!!!!
i have no plans to update these pages anymore (WELL MAYBE ONCE IN A WHILE). the good page as henry ford's MODEL-T was to the automobile industry, as ibm was to the computer industry, as fries were to mcdonalds, will forever remain as one of the leading webpages in bringing about the mp3 revolution. My page along with the first ever mp3 search engine spurred an outgrowth of millions of mp3 pages, this one leading the way blowing away the competition easily. the page will now remain as a historic monument of the birth of the good mp3 movement in the world.
"By depriving somebody of listening to the music they wish, is like depriving somebody the right to eat what they want." - Blex '99
I'M SICK OF SEEING OTHER MP3 PLAYERS BEING MADE...HEY LISTEN YOU FUCKING IDIOTS...YOU AREN'T GONNA TOP WINAMP SO DON'T EVEN TRY! MY PAGE AND WINAMP HAVE REVOLUTIONAIZED THE MP3 WORLD..NOBODY TOP'D ME AND NOBODY'S TOPPED JUSTIN..SO WHY BOTHER YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARDS!
WHY DO YOU THINK PEOPLE PIRATE SO MANY MP3S ON THE INTERNET! MTV DOESN'T EVEN PLAY MUSIC AND WHEN THEY DO IT'S SUCH SHIT THAT NOBODY LIKES IT...PIRATE LIKE HELL TO GIVE MTV A MESSAGE TO BRING BACK HEADBANGERS BALL AND MUSIC VIDEOS THAT ROCK!!!!!!!!
News: In September of 1998 I dished out 3 grand and bought a dell p400/13.6 gig hard drive/ dvd/ 128 meg/ 3d/2d/ everything and everything with a pepsi can squashed in the middle of it computer! it's great but what a FUCKIGN SURPRISE! IT'S JANAURY WHEN I'M WRITING THIS AND IT'S ALREADY SELLING FOR 2200 NOW! FUCKING THINGS GO DOWN 100 BUCKS A MONTH! FUCK THE WORLD!!!! FUCK THE WORLD!!!
If Blex's demise had to come at the expense of all mp3s being illegal... I'm more than happy to have made that sacrifice.
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