Prospective members of the exclusive Gay Longhair community must fulfill several requirements. First, the applicants must be homosexuals, which removes any "Happy Hippie" ambiguity from the site's name. Secondly, their manes must cascade luxuriantly over the shoulders, as illustrated in the "Definition of Longhair" diagrams: 


Clearly, only the finest specimens of hirsute manhood survive Gay Longhair's rigorous review process.

– Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller

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