Submitted by Joey R.
Huff... huff... yeah, you little bitch... huffffff... how distended is my stomach? *splap* Huff.... yeah, you little wuss... hufffffff... how does it feel *splap* to have the gunt of a morbidly obese woman *splap* on your... hufff... huff.... back? Huuffffff.... I have diabetes.... and.... *splap* Hufff..... I have a lesion *splap* on my foot.... huffff..... doctor says it has gangrene *splap* HUFFFFFFFF.... gotta get it amputated Monday, you little pussy.... HUFFFFF....
That about does it for another thrill packed edition of AwfulVision! Thanks to everyone who submitted videos! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go soak my eyes in turpentine and shoot my self in the head a few times!
If you'd like to join in the highbrow comedy that is AwfulVision, you can do that by submitting a video right here! But for my sanity, please don't! I hate myself enough. Thanks in Gameboy Advance!
See you jerks next time!
I have used my bot to create Olive Garden commercials. This is a bot I have. Don't question it.
Following America's defeat in World War 3, allied forces uncovered a number of experimental weapon prototypes in the hotel-compound of Trump's loyalist Space Force army. Had the war continued just a few more months, these secret weapons would have changed the course of the war.
Are there arrows in Tomb Raider? "No. Absolutely not."
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!