apathypuff posted:

Try using compressed air. Slimes are susceptible to wind attacks, if memory serves.

edit: If that fails, remind it of today's date.

Oh God, oh God!! I blew the compressed air at it and a chunk of it flew off, but, well, see for yourself!!!!



HELPHELPHELPHELP!!!!!



HE EMERGED



Mola Yam posted:

Oh you're so fucked now.

Well, first off, put some salt in the potion and dip the amulet in it.

WHAT NOW??

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