Propitious Jerk taught me the meaning of "Rythe" -- he's a real vocabulary-builder! (Also had to look up "propitious.")

Word nerd Propitious Jerk did it again with "Prosopagnosiac."

With his take on "genesplicer," Frogisis makes the most of a homophone. (I learned that word from Propitious Jerk.)

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