Locker Room Zubaz
> officially turn the west into the weed lands like it was prophesied
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7thBatallion
> Get high as fuck.
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SquadronROE
> Create a weed golem
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InfinEight
> make weed and flesh golem copulate while you masturbate
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Funkysauce
>Move east with both golems, piss everywhere to mark territory
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Fred Dawes
> Command Bob and Wife to ride the Weed Golem east with you
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