First of all, congratulations to Gaspy Conana for his recent Kickstarter campaign, which exceeded his funding goals for a video game based on his character Dropsy The Clown. Gaspy fleshed out Dropsy's personality in a series of Choose Your Own Adventure threads on the SA Forums, the most recent of which also appeared in this space. By contrast, today's CYOA probably won't bear a resemblance to any video game you've seen, unless that one South Park game ever came out, or whatever. It's another reflection of the no-rules GBS 2.1 aesthetic, and yes, Hitler shows up again.
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Soviet_Russia
> Cast enlarge Satan spell
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Megadyptes
>masturbate
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Megadyptes
>ejaculate all over own face
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Megadyptes
>feel guilt over what you've just done
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Kumbamontu
> go left
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Megadyptes
>go left a lot more
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Action Yak Police
>Drink the lava.
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