Haddas came up with this idea: Goons as Disney characters! Now, in execution it's more "Disney characters as Goons," and they're not all Disney characters, and they're not all based on real SA Forum Goons. But people embraced the spirit of the suggestion! Behold their weapon-brandishing, Cheeto-stained, Fedora-clad creations!
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