Back in 2007, Shmorky created a Comedy Goldmine thread that taught him a valuable lesson: Garfield will eat anything! It also demonstrated that the SA Forum Goons enjoy manipulating the mouths of comic/cartoon characters. So now he's back to his old tricks with a new lab animal, Mickey Mouse. Big smiles coming through!
Shmorky started with this. Now, no one likes to see mouthless people or animals. It's like the Silent Hill DVD cover, or that older sister from the Twilight Zone movie, or the worm thing from that creepy game. So, the SA Forum Goons were compelled to give poor Mickey a mouth. Sometimes, they made things far, far worse, but at least they tried!
With eight movies fighting for Oscar gold, which one will win? I don't know! But you don't either.
Any forum poster worth their salt will gladly inform you (without being asked) that genre fiction is, in fact, garbage for children. You are not reading a real book unless it is difficult and mildly unpleasant. Test your READING MACHISMO with these truly challenging works.
Saving a village of khaki Rastafarians from the confetti geyser. AGAIN.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!