This week, the Something Awful Forum Goons attribute the wrong quotes to the right people.
"Great quality at low, low prices!" ~ Steve Jobs
"Creating intentionally stupid shit always cheers me up, second only to watching people hurt themselves."~ Johnny Knoxville
"Can a nigga get a table dance?" ~ Stephen Hawking
"I'm gay" ~ Hitler
"Marriage is leading cause of divorce." ~ Hitler
"I come in peace" ~ Duke Nukem
Following America's defeat in World War 3, allied forces uncovered a number of experimental weapon prototypes in the hotel-compound of Trump's loyalist Space Force army. Had the war continued just a few more months, these secret weapons would have changed the course of the war.
Extremely proud over here! The bosses took notice and I have been promoted to 20 cages!!
Are there arrows in Tomb Raider? "No. Absolutely not."
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.