Dr. Thorpe, ass toot, and I posted ads on craigslist looking for some bros to come over on the down-low for a little JO action. Nothing too serious, just a little touching.
This Week on Something Awful...
"Only" Stand and Wait- A Memorial for Annie Glenn
Think you know who the most accomplished American in history is? I bet you don't. She just passed, and this year for Memorial Day we take a serious moment to remember her.
Tornados Hate Our Freedom
I can not believe the bellyachin' from these kids. "But Bill, we better stay indoors where it's safe", "but Bill, governor says stay away from winders"! That dog won't hunt, son.
Make porn safe for work V2: work from home edition
finally, some posts with class!
Let Me Redesign Your Logo
A mermaid lady in a green circle. What about this makes me hungry for a nice cup of joe?
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