I'm afraid of spiders. Absolutely petrified. When I see one, I run screaming in hopes of being saved by someone bigger and stronger than me (My mom, usually). I think it makes perfect sense to cower in fear of those horrible little freaks, but others think I'm batshit insane. (On a related note, I'm also terrified of bat shit.) This week, the Something Awful Forum Goons share phobias that seem logical to them but appear comically absurd to others.


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