If it's your birthday today, then consider this image from Spram to be your present from me. If it's not, please come back to this article on your next birthday to collect your gift!

tractorcrusher has a sick sense of humor. First he drew this picture, and then he planted a landmine in my backyard!


Our final image comes from Chill Penguin, the greatest Batman villain ever to hail from Jamaica.


Of course, it's difficult to halt the creativity of our forum goons. Despite the fact that original concept was to draw old people at McDonalds, some crazy cats decided to write touching lyrical tributes in the most traditional fashion; hardcore gangster rap. It's a good thing too, as some efforts were amusing, so prepare to dance the funky grandpa to these fresh jams!

First of all, here's a timely song parody by tractorcrusher. That THAT, Ronald McDonald!

They see me stroll-in
they waitin'
counting my change to a dollar thirty
countin' to a dollar thirty
countin' to a dollar thirty
countin' to a dollar thirty
countin' to a dollar thirty
my hearing aid so loud
they complainin'
still waiting while i count a dollar thirty
countin' to a dollar thirty
countin' to a dollar thirty
countin' to a dollar thirty
countin' to a dollar thirty

There was more to come from hip-hop guru The Maestro.

Step to me? Not likely
Your rhymes are sweet like orange Hi-C
Yo if there's two things I know
It's how to fry a potato or fuck a ho
Last night I had some practice on your bitch
Covered her in more white than a McChicken sandwich

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