There aren't many words that will prepare you for what you're about to see so I'll just say this — Forums goon Atomo is one crazy ass genius.

tell your wife you love her with a "SILLY BABY" furnace from Sears

"SILLY BABY" now for up to two people

"SILLY BABY" is delightfully hard-hitting to children


"SILLY BABY" uses a trampoline can it get him above the law?

watch out "SILLY BABY" the boys in blue will pepper your steak

"indubitably" says BRAINY, the baby who overcomes

your time is over Brainy

sleep brainy sleep forever

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