Remember those Goldmine installments in which the SA Goons shared candid photos of their beloved pets? Such adorable, heartwarming Internet memories. 
But what if in addition to the pics, Goons drew portraits of the pets? Cool bonus, or diminishing returns? You be the judge!* *you can never have too many cute animals, don't be a jerk.
Imaginary Friend
PooBoots
Killy
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