Remember those Goldmine installments in which the SA Goons shared candid photos of their beloved pets? Such adorable, heartwarming Internet memories. 
But what if in addition to the pics, Goons drew portraits of the pets? Cool bonus, or diminishing returns? You be the judge!* *you can never have too many cute animals, don't be a jerk.
Imaginary Friend
PooBoots
Killy
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The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.
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