This article is part of the Letters From the Internet series.

 Welcome to Flash Tub number five, but who is counting?
This is volume 1 in the "Letters From the Internet" series that we'll randomly be doing. The dialogue will be copied and pasted from random personal websites on the Internet where people voice their serious concerns, and we'll be animating / voicing them so as to better get their mental anguish across effectively and possibly create changes to recitfy their grievances. You know, because WE'RE HELPING! The following Flash Tub dialogue was actually seriously written by somebody who was actually seriously mad.

– Shmorky (@sashmorky)

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