This article is part of the Letters From the Internet series.
What's great about Letters From The Internet is that they're real letters from real psychotics. Today's reading is from a nutty conspiracy website, "Freedom Domain," which protects you and I by exposing the atrocities of the New World Order government!
Save the guinea worm? Him good worm. Part of environment. Green jobs.
This space-age device is a cardboard box with two holes in it. The operative sticks a hand in one end. The contact inserts a hand in the other end. With both hands shielded from prying eyes, a secret handshake can commence.
Shmorky's Flash Tub. A collection of Flash cartoons and shorts, all crammed into neat little Flash Tub packages!
Horrible people write horrible things on the internet. We read them back and hold the mirror up to society. Fart.