This article is part of the Letters From the Internet series.

Letters From The Internet are REAL. That is what makes them so funny. This week's letter was actually written to John Kerry and PUBLISHED online for reasons we have yet to understand, yet we are very grateful for. See the original letter here.

– Shmorky (@sashmorky)

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