All Star Game Roster Anticipation - Update and refresh constantly until you find out which players get to jack around in San Francisco this year. Bonus points if Barry Bonds sits in the outfield and picks dandelions like I used to.
The NHL New Jerseys thread (devils need not apply) - Spent $80 on your last jersey? That sucks, because chances are, you're out of style. And you KNOW that's what matters in hockey.
UFC Discussion Edition 12 - I Just Whupped Chuck's Ass, I Want My Big Crib! - Talk about the Ultimate Fighter finale, stay for dislocated shoulders on 5 foot midgets.
Fantasy Island - Special this week, check out the WHOLE FI forum to get into a league for the upcoming football season, talk about your baseball teams, and how TJ Hoshamazode will get you a championship.
Official 2007 World Series of Poker Thread - Discuss as seasoned veterans lose out to another stay-at-home dad who gets lucky going all-in with 2/7 offsuit. Don't know what I'm talking about? POKER IS NOT A SPORT... I guess.
Lamest move ever...The People's Elbow vs. The Five Knuckle Shuffle *ding* - Rounding out a trip to all the subforums, goon Efexeye complains about moves that just look so stupid
SAS Special News!
NFL Offseason : Koolaid Maroney requests you WASH U ASS -
Life at the University of Minnesota, rooting for the shithole that is the Gopher football program, is tough. We need to latch on to any success we may have. Enter: Laurence Koolaid Maroney.
That's his name on Facebook, at least; his entry on the site is golden. Some of my favorites (besides the name, which just makes me thirsty) are found in his Favorite Quotes, including:
-"wash u ass"
-"bout time we got some construda in dis mothafucka"
-"u begul shitting"
And, of couse,
-"Your ass backwards if you chase hoes, chase the cheese they come with the shit.
Koolaid=American Hero. The pictures posted win the day, however. Attached are a few of the better ones; Gopher pride, muthafuckas!
~*~ Pet Island ~*~
Are you a pet fan? A fan of pets? Do you kiss your pets more than you kiss people? Have you ever given a cat CPR? Do you sometimes wish you could have pot-bellied pig babies? You disgust me.
My neighbors are ridiculous assholes. - Azrael Engel now knows there's nothing quite like a badly-spelled passive-aggressive note from your neighbors to make you feel loved.
Stupid things you've done with an animal - This thread started by Slime is basically a comical list of ways to get scratched and bitten.
How do you trust your pets around children? - Dogs bite and cats scratch. If kids don't get it, FUCK 'EM.
are there any pedigree breeds that are not worth preserving? - An interesting thread that brings up lots of good issues in the animal world. Should we really keep breeding animals that are a genetic nightmare?
Tell me about goats - This cute criscodisco thread is full of goat info, pictures, and videos (also an awesome vanity plate).
~*~The Official Pet Island Baby Animal Feel Good Thread of the Week~*~
What's black, white and red and tumbling all over my back yard? - Puppies, a horse, and a goat!
~*~ Batman's Shameful Secret ~*~
Reppin': muscles like this?
"Urrrrsulllaaa!!" Was there ever a comic book where some guy died and screamed out "Ursullaaaa!"? Because if so maybe he was calling out someone's name or maybe he was just dying really bad.
(Ursula is a terrible name is what I'm trying to say.)
Forerunner Appreciation Station Forerunner is the hottest new character to come out of the FANTASTIC DC series Countdown. I was just saying to myself the other day that I sure am glad that they are going back to introducing new characters by having them totally beat up strong established guys.
Annihilation: The Marvel Cosmic Event Thread (Image and Spoiler Heavy) The sequel to last summers hit event. Go here to talk about how awesome Nova and Silver Surfer are, woooo!
Favorite Dr Doom Monolouge? Kevindanger has a request for the best Doom monolouge to give during an audition. Yes, this is incredibly nerdy but he gets the part!
If the Iron Man movie sucks, Tony Stark gets repoed The thread may be closed but that doesn't stop Nieuw Amsterdam from being completely wrong about everything he says in it. This is a good example of someone with poor reading skills being "schooled."
Tell me about this weird Spanish comic How weird? This weird:
Egg Head: A comic I did. (Also: MoCCA) Goon artist Snicket shares with us a delightful little comic that she made in preparation for MoCCA.
Funny Panel of the Week
Thanks to nobody this week, I posted this one myself.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Landmarks and statues around the world: old, boring and could use an update.
Join the SA Forum photoshop goons in their quest to make horror wholesome!
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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